What I find fascinating about this video is the visceral reaction I have to watching it. They are just chocolate bunnies, after all.
Emotional Impact of Inanimate Objects
The Fourteen Types of Programmers - Type 6: The ones who comment on articles like this one
(You can find the full list here)
Some people feel compelled to comment. Some feel that they have humorous observations to add. Others simply enjoy the self-referential nature of blog posts about commenting on blog posts.  Others enjoy the meta-story of how they comment on blog posts about commenting on blog posts. Sometimes, when the comments take a life of their own, the original blog post becomes irrelevant - it is only a host body to allow the comments to flourish.
Those that do not comment, and those that do, will have one thing in common.  What do you think that might be?
Futurama - Bender’s Big Score
It took three stores, but I found, and watched the new Futurama movie last night. It was not the best Futurama ever, but a bad Futurama is better than most TV.
If you’ve never seen Futurama, this is not the first thing you should watch - it drops you right into an existing universe w/no gentle introductions. The first part is hilarious, with the crew discovering that they were cancelled by the idiotic executives of “Box Corp”, but then the executives are ground up into a fine powder, and away the story goes.
The story, however, is a three and a half part mishmash, combining a love interest, world domination, time travel, decapitation and The Terminator in a stewed-up mixture of sillyness. There are some good moments, and some really funny moments, but it wasn’t as gripping as, say, The Devil’s Hands Are Idle Playthings… no pun intended. (really)
It does manage to switch in some explanations - why Fry’s dog got fossilized, the identity of the aliens who destroyed all of the cities in 2300, some other things that I currently forget.
The best line goes to Al Gore - “Finally I can save the world with deadly lasers intead of deadly slideshows.” He’s much more personable now that he’s not running for President.
Prince of Persia movie
Prince of Persia: the Sands of Time - is one of the best video games I’ve ever played.  Well-animated, a fairly rich and engaging story, heroic and noble deeds, excellent voice work, energizing music and brilliant use of the “do over” concept to make the nigh-impossible seem, well, straightforward, I still enjoy playing it, even after finishing it a few times.
So I’m fairly excited to learn that they’re making a movie of it.
Note - I did not like the sequels to SoT. I played The Warrior Within and was completely underwhelmed and disappointed with the dark tone, and never finished. I’m told that The Two Thrones is more like the original, but I haven’t played that yet.
Oh my gosh
This is terrifying. Astonishing, but terrifying.
“Lost Purposes”
There is, of course, one school system where none of this is true - home schooling.  The administrators, teachers, parents and curriculum selectors all have the exact same motivations, and a tremendously greater incentive to ensure the future success of their students .  Not all parents can or should homeschool, but for those that do, at least their motivations are aligned around the individual child, rather than the statistical mean of a population.
Bender’s Big Score: Out Tuesday
Mark your calendars, Futurama fans.
Windows Vista
Best webpage ad of the year, or of all time? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRAUlK8_2VE
Fun things to do in Washington DC
Bookworms Untie!
This should be a Facebook app, but until then, it’s a pretty nifty website - a social networking system for book readers.
http://www.goodreads.com/friend/i?i=LTM2MDY0NzM1NTM6MzIz%0A
Minesweeper is NP-Complete
The Traveling Salesman problem. The backpack problem. Public Key encryption. All examples of the NP-Complete family of algorithms - are they non-polynomial? Are they polynomial w/a really brilliant algorithm that we haven’t yet found? Nobody knows.
It turns out that humble Minesweeper is of the same family. The proof of this is absolutely brilliant.
Thus, every time you’ve solved a game of Minesweeper, you’ve solved an NP-Complete problem. Yay, wetware.
Having said this, since Quantum Computers can solve Public Key Encryption in Polynomial time, assume that they can solve Minesweeper in polynomial time too.
Next up: Sudoku is solved using the Riemann Hypothesis (heh)
Sock Puppet Extinction
Every once in a while, I run across commentary that seems to believe that man is a plague on the earth, and the earth and nature would be better off without us.
Recently, a friend of mine said that these statements were made by trolls and sock puppets.
But I don’t think this guy is a sock puppet, (Chris Thomas, not Robin Hanson) and I don’t particularly think he’s trolling.
Vocabulary
If laughing for a minute is a good workout, I had a great one reading this.
9 words that don’t mean what you think they mean
I use many of these words correctly, but not all of them.
You know who would like this? Kids!
This is pretty cool:Â http://www.zefrank.com/snowflake/
Also, I need to push the picture down the page a bit. It’s bigger than I thought it was going to be ![]()
A marathons’ distance away from my goal
25 miles to go. Â Note that I will not be actually running a marathon, I just thought it was interesting that I had that much distance left to run.
(This picture will change over time, so this post may not be meaningful after I run another 10 miles or so)
Things to ask your hosting provider
Do they have the HVAC on backup power as well?
Over There, Part V
The next day we had more meetings, fairly short, a visit to a pub, and then a walk through the town of Newbury. Interestingly, they had Chicken Tikki Masala in the english pub, which my new friends told me was perfectly normal. Huh.  Downtown Newbury was as charming as one might imagine, and there was one fabulous church to take photos of before we reached the train to head back to London. On the train, I found out that a couple of the MySociety fellows had access to Parliament, and Adam said he was more than willing to set up a tour for my next visit. Woot!
Later that night, for dinner, we walked to a chinese restaurant in Soho. No evidence of any werewolves walking the streets in the rain. The waitresses somehow spoke with an english/chinese accent, which was neat. Afterwards, I guided us all home. Ellen has appointed me official navigator. I live to serve!
The last night we stayed in another hotel, the something Mayfair, on Half Moon street, whose name escapes me. It was very posh, but apparently less expensive than the one in Knightsbridge. The room was smaller, and had a bizarre half-shower door for some reason. I’m told that John and Ellen had the same thing in Knightsbridge, so I guess it’s typical. Also they charged me 15 pounds for Internet access - the nerve! And their use of my invention was sloppy and error-prone.
I tried to stay up fairly late that night, and researched houses in Maryland on Redfin. It turns out there are a lot of houses under $350k with 4+ bedrooms, or 3+ and an unfinished basement. I sent about 40-50 potentials to Christy. Financially, this move has been stressful, and knowing there are decent-sized houses at an affordable price will be quite helpful.
The next morning, I was awakened by construction noises - they’re refurbishing the hotel, and that apparently means that I get woken up at 7:30 after going to bed at 2.  I managed to drift off again for a while, but I was never fully asleep after that.
When I finally woke up, I looked around briefly for my compatriots, but they weren’t in the lobby, so I decided to set out for Heathrow, meandering through Picadilly Circus along the way. Lots of shops, none of them interesting.  Managed to spend my last 5 pounds to get a ticket on the Tube to the airport, thus ridding myself of British paper currency, leaving only 5 casino-chip-like 2 pounders, and various smaller coins for the kids.
As I’m writing this, I’m inside Heathrow airport, inside the secure area, with my bag checked (you have to check your carry on luggage here) and one hour to go before my gate opens. I have power, but no Wi Fi, so I’m a little unsettled, but I suppose it’s all for the best. I’ll have to pop the laptop open on the plane to see if there is wifi.  (Later - no, no wireless.)
Other notes:
- Lots of foreign languages here, far more than in the US or Canada
- Lots of advertisements to visit Turkey, Finland and other places.
- John W. and I violated (inadvertantly) the “take away vs stay in” pricing differential, by buying something from a shop for takeway, and them proceeding to sit down at a table and eating. No one bothered us, of course, since they’re British, but I did feel bad.
- Christmas is out in force already, just like back home.
- It seems like most everyone lives in townhomes. Since the houses also follow the “same price as the US, but in pounds” rule, it’s easy to see why - the houses are incredibly expensive!  There were rows and rows and rows of houses between Newbury and London.
- There are not a lot of skyscrapers in London. The most notable looked like a giant pickle (note, it’s 30 St Mary Axe, and it is, in fact, nicknamed The Gherkin).
- Don’t tell Christy, but I finally found my soulmate.
Over There, Part IV
Newbury is a quiet town, about 60 miles west of London, according to our hosts (MySociety.org). We had dinner the first night at the hotel (more like a B&B, I think), the Carnavon Arms, with a bunch of MySociety people - Tom, Julian, Francis, Angie, Adam, Deborah, Sam, Richard, Matthew, Keith and Rob. I’m not sure if that was all of them, but it’s close.
They do stuff similar to Sunlight, but w/much less money. They also focus more on communications - connecting people to government, instead of making government data more open. They don’t have campaign finance issues like we do, because the government fixes the amount of money that can be spent on any campaign at 6000 pounds. At the end of the day, I think this means less corruption around election campaigns, but a pretty nasty precedent in terms of free speech, but I think there’s room for intelligent people to differ on this subject.
In any case, they have a ton of little websites - TheyWorkForYou.com, LetThemHearYou, HearFromYourMP, FixMyStreet, Number10Petitions (I’ll have to check on these URLS), and more. Rob is a fellow Ruby-On-Rails and Agile fan, and is also in charge of TheyWorkForYou.co.nz, which he runs all by himself.
Dinner was pleasant, if not particularly notable. Afterwards, I visited with a few of the folks and had one of my three Guinesses for the year.
The next day we started early, but not as early as I would like. My computer apparently feels strongly that it is in the EST timezone, even though I told it otherwise. I didn’t realize this until after the second day, at which point it was too late. So I slept in.  I also discovered that they have on-off switches next to every outlet.  Different, but not annoying.  Instead of coffee in the rooms, they have instant Hot Chocolate and Nescafe and tea, and portable jugs for heating water quickly. So I had lots of coffee-infused hot chocolate, which was delicious.  Oh, the shower had a near pair of small doors that slide away from the corner, which allows the clearance to be much smaller than a normal shower, at the cost of leaking water on the floor.
We had a full day of meetings and discussions, punctuated at lunchtime with a walk to nearby Highclere Castle. It was a great walk - horses came right up to the window, I saw some strange and interesting Fir trees, saw a procession of aristocrats on a hunting trip, with a car for the wives, a car for the men, a car for the dogs, a car for the guns and a car for the beaters.  Oh, and apparently we trespassed on the castle grounds, and had to scurry away like wayward orphans.    The castle was built by the same guy who designed Parliament, which makes sense, given how much they look alike.
More meetings, and then out to dinner at an Italian restaraunt, where I got in a long and somewhat boisterous debate about Global Warming, Asteroids, Self Defense, the culpability of people in the deaths of others, innovation, high speed rail, quantum cryptography, rocketry, health care and other subjects. Mostly it was me against Julian, Francis and Keith, but sometimes Francis would agree with me.
Afterwards, I was exhausted and wanted nothing more than to go to bed.
Over There, Part III
I wasn’t able to get back to the blog for several days - it seems like a week, but it’s only been 3 days.
Went on a long walk through the heart of London - Buckingham Palace (again), St. James Park, Parliament and Westminster Abbey (both from the outside) - 10 pounds entry fee - yowza. Too rich for me.
Then we walked across the Golden Jubilee Footbridge to the South Bank, which had street performers and Star Wars exhibits and the London Eye and mushy hot dogs that tasted like Vienna sausages.
Then we turned ’round and headed north, visiting the Tate Modern museum of art. John W. had always wanted to see the Tate, so I was happy to come along. I was absolutely dismayed at the terrible condition there - the floor has a huge crack running through it, from one end to the other, a foot wide or more in some places, although conveniently never more than a foot and a half deep, almost as though it was part of the exhibit.
After carefully stepping over the crack a few times, and dipping our toes in to prove it was real, John W. and I went upstairs. yes, that’s right, I actually entered a modern museum of art. Christy will never let me hear the end of it. I saw Jackson Pollack and Mark Rothko paintings, some sort of anti-capitalist exhibit that made little sense (other than the mass-produced copy of Das Kapital - brilliant!). At this point, we were both pretty tired, so we sat for a while.
We went outside, walked briefly on the Millenium Bridge, but neither of us were particularly keen on walking all the way across, so we headed north again, still along the South Bank.  Starbucks has absolutely conquered London, as far as I can tell - it is by far the most dominant restaurant I saw.  I had to go out of my way to find local coffee shops to visit.
Eat. comes in second.  I never did manage to eat there. McDonalds and Burger King both had a strong presence as well, but I avoided them as well.
Eventually we got to London Bridge, which was notable only in its complete lack of notability. It wasn’t falling down, it didn’t have towers, no shanties perched along the edges. Dis. A. Pointing.  I did get a picture of the Globe Theater… sorry, Theatre, which was neat.  There are some touristy things near London Bridge, including the Clink (the original prision called “The Clink”) and some dungeon/haunted house thing.
Both of us were exhausted at this point, and we rode the Tube back to Knightsbridge. We recovered enough that I managed to stumble through Harrods. I’m sure Rowan and Christy will enjoy it more. I was mostly amused by the pricing - everything is pretty much the same price as in the US, except the prices are in pounds. So a book that costs $6 in the US, costs 6 pounds in England. Note that they do not earn twice the salary we do - somewhat like 10-15% less as I recall. which means they pay double for everything, on less discretionary income.
After Harrods, and buying some gifts for the kids, we got on another train to Paddington Station. There was no platform 9 3/4 - that’s at Kings Cross, which I never managed to visit.  We found our train, and got on, and headed out to Newbury.
Over There, Part II
Went for a walk in Hyde Park, and ended up getting fairly well soaked by rain. We decided to check out Speaker’s Corner, alas, it was completely empty. No free speech on a rainy day!
So John W and I wandered around the park for a bit longer, before we found Ellen (my boss) and we decided to see Buckingham Palace. It rained even harder as we journeyed there, to the point that we had to seek shelter inside Constitution Arch. I’m talking torrential, Florida-style rain, but with chilly UK temperatures. Brr..
Buckingham Palace was neat, but with the overcast skies and the lack of a changing of the guard event, not super-exciting. So we hung out for a bit, and then walked back to the hotel. I decided to go grab a snack - this was around 5 pm - and I wanted to try out a local place, instead of the Starbucks around the corner. But there were two little cafes, and both were closing up as I walked by. So I ended up at Starbucks after all.
Dinner was nice - Indian dishes of various stripes - but nothing particularly better or more memorable than the Indian in the US. Bombay Grill (in Atlanta) is still my favorite.
All in all, so far, this is really not much different than going to Canada, in terms of “exoticness” - I’d say it’s mostly a cross between Toronto and NYC. It’s a very busy city, like New York, but not as smelly, and with nicer-looking buildings, like Toronto. They have a different currency, but not particularly different. The newspapers shout a lot (lots of ALL CAPS HEADLINES). Because the streets are so complicated, you have to look for cars coming from just about every direction, again, just like NYC. There are parks everywhere, which is a litle different. The people are not particularly friendly or unfriendly, and always in a hurry. In other words, it feels like a fun adventure, without being overwhelming.
Oh, most amusing geeky note - we’re coming in on the train from Heathrow, aboveground, and I get a distinct feeling of deja vu - when I realized that the tunnels and pipes look almost exactly like the tunnels in Half Life 2.
I seem to have managed to convert to local time. It’s 6:30 am here, which should be 1:30 back home, but after a full night’s sleep, I feel pretty good. Later, we’re probably going to go check out Westminster Abbey/Cathedral/Big Ben/Tower Bridge/Parliament/etc.
Jeremy sent me a humorous map of London. We’re definitely in the “Rich People” part of town.
The internet is fairly spotty here. Hopefully this will save, but I’ll have to cut-and-paste it locally to be safe.