I read Mr Shmaltz’s book - The Blind Man and the Elephant some years ago. It was a wonderful, short treatise on project management. Having just found his blog, I highly recommend this article:
Why Project Managers Can’t Manage Projects
It’s a little abstract, but very insightful. “Who are the chickens?” you might ask - well, most of you are. You’re in control, but nobody seems to acknowledge that (often including you), and that’s why the project fails.
(Compare and contrast with The 5 stages of Innovation)
Advocate
- You say things like “We could use this innovation in our projects.”
- You actively subscribe to a bunch of blogs and email lists about the innovation
Cheerleader
- You start to look for jobs where you will be able to use the innovation
- You wince every time someone talks positively about the “old way”
- Your significant other complains because you are spending all your money on books and conferences
Troll
- You deliberately pick fights and post provocative articles and comments
- You actively refuse to work on projects that use the “old way”
- You grow more and more convinced that there is an active conspiracy against the innovation. The phrase “Fat Cats” starts to creep into your rants.
- Overlooking all of thier odious personality flaws, you develop or join a circle of like-minded companions.
Misanthrope
- Together with your like-minded companions, you create private discussion areas, so you can avoid all the “negative vibes”
- You begin to turn on other advocates, especially when they deviate from the “one true path” in any way. You use the label “Sellout” with gleeful abandon.
- People stop inviting you to neighborhood parties, because you keep getting into fights.
Bitter
- Having alienated just about everyone you know, you feel a crushing loneliness of despair and nostalgia
- You say things like “We didn’t lose faith. The world did.” to your few remaining true-believer friends
- You are filled with revulsion every time you hear about your favorite innovation.
- Eventually you quit the technology game and join a commune.
Denial
- You deny that the new innovation is worthwhile.
- You say things like ‘That will never scale’ or ‘That was done back in the 80s and no one used it’
- Whenever anyone mentions the new innovation, you present a laundry list of reasons why it won’t work.
Anger
- You actively unsubscribe from blogs who rave about the new innovation
- You snort with derision and roll your eyes when you see the innovation on a resume
- You engage in flame wars with advocates of the innovation
- The phrase “propeller head” appears in your writing, as does the phrase “Blah, blah, blah, I am so sick of hearing about ___”
Bargaining
- You look for ways to justify your disinterest, in the face of clear market interest in the innovation
- You say things like ‘Yes, but without support for XYZ, it’s dead in the water.’
- You’ll buy books that include the new innovation, but only as long as they also include something else you’re really fond of. For example:
- Agile Development and XML - the forgotten connection
- Monads and Method Invocations - How Haskell is just like Introspection
- At conferences, you’ll visit the session about the new innovation, but you’ll leave early.
Sadness
- You start to feel tired, because the world is changing around you
- You say things like “I’m too old for this shit.”
- You feel stupid, because the new innovation just doesn’t quite seem to make sense
Acceptance
- Finally, you realize that everyone’s figuring out the new innovation, and it’s all a big mess.
- You read blogs or news articles and you say things like “Wow, they don’t know what to do with it either!”
- If you’re entrepreneurially inclined, you start to think about how you could build a startup around the innovation and retire early and rich.
For most innovations, many people will never move past anger.
(Compare and contrast with The 5 stages of fanboi-ism)